"Remember you’re not soliciting a hooker if you videotape it. Now you’re making a porno. And that’s perfectly legal."
"Last night I paid a girl $20 to throw her tampon across the club! I almost pissed myself as it hit some dude across the face!"
"BLOWJOBS ARE LIKE FLOWERS FOR MEN"
They got kicked out of the club for being under 21. Good thing you only have to be 18 to show me your ass in the parking lot!
Check out all the photos from that night!
"Sluts are like Tamagotchis. I never feed them & I stop playing with them once they’re dead."
- Kirill Was Here